freelogoOur objective is to provide English speaking readers interested in Hungary with a well balanced view of political activities in Hungary by featuring contents from various printed and online sources together with our own commentaries. We are convinced that Hungary is built on all sorts of different ideas, thoughts and opinions and, despite of the new Media Law, our aim is to provide an alternative and reliable source of information – contrary to the one-sided press of the government – for those who want to hear the voice of a free Hungary.

The Secret Diaries of Orban Viktor - March 2018.

Simicska is blowing the lid on our money laundromat!

orbn karikatra

15 March 2018

Today is an important day in Hungary when we commemorate those brave Hungarians who tried to overthrow the Austrian rule in 1848. With three weeks until the election, my speech to the masses of Poles (we couldn't fine enough Hungarians) gathered in front of Parliament was a chance to remind Hungarians watching at home why they should vote for me.
Obviously I couldn't really talk about our record of governance – with the health service failing, and school performance being the worst in decades there is not much to boast about. Fortunately, we are still the most popular party, so provided we don't discuss real issues, we should win this election easily.
In my speech I therefore tried to frighten Hungarians about what will happen if they don't vote for us. Immigrants will come to Hungary and destroy our way of life (fortunately our followers forget that traditionally Hungary has always welcomed people from other countries). And of course Soros. It's important that we have a bogey man who we can blame for all our ills, and who else than the man who gave me my first chance in life, when he gave me a scholarship to Oxford University. I bet he regrets that now ha-ha ha-ha.


19 March 2018

My friend Vlad won the Russian election. I called him tonight to congratulate him. "Thanks Viktor", he said "but it was not hard. Just put the opposition leaders in prison, and stuff the ballot boxes!" He then asked if I was still doing well on "commissions" and laughed. Then he mentioned the forthcoming EU summit. "I am sure you will represent Russia's interests" he said in a rather threatening way. "We still have plenty of nerve agent". I put down the phone in a cold sweat.

 

23 March 2018

Oh my God, what have I done? At the EU summit today, Teresa May was ranting on about Putin using nerve agent in Great Britain and asking us the EU to act in unity (rather ironic when the UK is about to leave) to punish Putin. So I said rather ironically "Hungary will withdraw our ambassador to Russia". Sadly, my irony was lost in translation, and all the other EU heads of state started cheering and clapping me on the back. Now the news reports are claiming that I was one of the strongest proponents of action against Russia. I am dead.
At the end of the evening a waiter brought served drinks. He looked Russian to me. When he handed me my drink, he smiled in a rather evil way. Needless to say I didn't drink it.


26 March 2018

I keep having nightmares about Putin, turning up in his martial arts uniform asking me if I'd fancy a round of karate. So I'd totally forgotten about our election in Hungary, which seems a foregone conclusion. But then my phone started ringing. First Matolcsy, then Polt. "Have you read Magyar Nemzet?" they shouted. "Of course not. I don't read Hungarian newspapers. They are all full of lies".
"Well this is different. Simicska is blowing the lid on our money laundromat".
This took a few minutes to sink in. When it did, I exploded. "F******* w*****" I cried so loudly that some tourists who were walking round the parliament building looked up towards my window with concerned expressions.
My secretary brought me a drink to try to calm me down, but I can't drink anything now unless I pour it myself, as I can't be sure it doesn't contain nerve agent or polonium.
It's all going horribly wrong...

Source: FreeHungary

Last Updated on Tuesday, 27 March 2018 16:48

Breaking news

Newsletter

Comments

Written on 21/12/2017, 21:09 by admin
jerusalemJerusalem, the eternal capital of the state of Israel and the Jewish people, finally got the official recognition which was overdue for decades....
Written on 13/09/2017, 20:13 by admin
guest-post-eu-and-orban-two-good-friendsThe decision of the European Court of Justice, according to which Hungary should accomodate more than one thousand refugees is at the same time appaling...
Written on 06/10/2016, 19:58 by admin
guest-post-the-day-after-the-referendumThe much anticipated referendum about the resettlement of migrants in Hungary was declared invalid, however, those who voted overwhelmingly rejected the...
Written on 23/06/2016, 06:31 by admin
disintegration-or-something-else-gyurcsany-s-solutions-to-the-ills-of-western-democracies  Something has gone wrong. Quietly, but ever more noticeably, more and more people in more and more places are in revolt. In the American...
Written on 06/04/2016, 19:20 by admin
how-germany-and-its-leftist-liberal-supporters-killed-solidaritySolidarity. This is the word that is probably is the most used and misused term in European politics. Its original meaning is supposed to mean to show...
Written on 23/03/2016, 20:30 by admin
the-orban-regime-can-only-end-in-failure  Change in the Orbán regime is only possible in the event of its downfall, so ruling Fidesz either becomes successful with its current set of...
Written on 23/03/2016, 20:20 by admin
anger-or-resignation  No matter how hard Mr Orbán is trying to get rid of his old cronies, he just cannot get rid of himself. He is too old for his system. The...
Written on 14/01/2016, 20:51 by admin
europe-s-new-yearThe European continent had a very difficult year in 2015, but that may be dwarfed by 2016. The most heated issue will be, without a doubt, the migration...
Written on 09/12/2015, 14:16 by admin
the-secret-diaries-of-viktor-orban-nov-dec-2015November 14th 2015I awoke to the shocking news about the Paris attacks last night. Words cannot express my feelings of shock.It turns out that one of the...
Written on 12/11/2015, 14:31 by admin
spies-in-the-newsroom   According to a new scheme, the government might place spies in the newsrooms, to have a better view of what is being written. This all...
Joomla templates by Joomlashine